prettypenises:

If everyone just posted nudes, the internet would be a better place.

Idk bout all that.. Some people (like myself) should stay clothed.

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44solutions:

This person tells me that their 21 and a dentist. So I’m like cool cool, that’s wussup. Then I think, like how are you a dentist at 21—so I inquire. I asked; you’ve already been to dentistry school. The response I get: “yeah I first started my freshman year in high school.” Don’t you need a Bachelor’s Degree to even apply to a dentistry school? Who begins dentistry school in high school? Or Am I bugging?

They are lying. Lol. Something isn’t adding up. 

I’m sure there was a sexual reference somewhere there.. Only cause cum (you giving head to him) is not only good protein but good for your teeth as well lmao

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